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Reread the story to get a refresher for tomorrow and realized that fashionably professional might not be available so seeing I still have it from my earlier save makes it feel like I got a limited time clothing choice. :)

So where is Speed^1?

Omg this is actually happening. Man the 572.090 words absolutely dwarfs the 2,600 word document I wrote. Cheers to Chp. 12!

I didn't think hitting restart would restart ALL my progress. Just the questions.

hmmm

You can cheese the game ending where there are Red X's in the cloud section by sticky jumping, then switching to sniper rifle, then switching to the SMG.

SPOILER

1. Demo-Knight Sword

2. Sniper SMG

3. Sniper Rifle

4. Demoman Sticky Launcher

hit continue and became a mixer again. Now I'm stuck (:

Edit: nvm just switched back

Why does Jonah remind me of Aljokes? 😭

Time to pray to RNGesus before hand!

I KNEWWWW IT!

Still a very pleasant surprise!

(I still can't believe the ending of Language Lessons)

Despite what others say, every single mini game is possible to beat.

"That pyro is a bloody- MEDIC!"

*laugh*

*killbind explode*

Maybe he meant to say fourteen. IDK

Hmmm, April Fools you say huh? My guard is totally up now. >:)

GGAARRRRRRFFIIIEEEELLLDDDDD1!!!!!11!

This shit is actually so fun I might get the game. (Edit: I got the game and it's so much fun. Edit 2: Trying to recreate the cards to potentially see if I can recreate it irl )

TAAAAAAAANK!!!

It is now in my head canon that Viatica takes place in the same universe (prob different time period) and that MC from Viatica was slightly attuned to fire (cuz healing).

This game becomes inherently more funny if you start commentating it with sass. "What the hell do you mean check the list again there's only 4 things can we not *ucking count?" "Well I guess I'm going to eat this whole pizza by myself like a *ucking fat arse" "Nobody's home go *uck yourself" "Welp time to play Valorant now that I'm do- HOLY SH-" Also haha door physics go brrrrr.

ORUBYQ! ZL GUHAQRE-PYNC-GUNG-XVYYF-CRBCYR-VA-N-FCRPVSVP-BEQRE-VANGBE!

messed up but still somehow won.

Gotta use this to settle debts with friends >:)

I think a cool power up would be a breaker power up that instantly vaporizes blocks the second it touches it.

Here's mine: ?ver001_FIQwdgrgzkA_CwVgdATADAbBbCgdgMyXhCA-KYCMUIMkUe4MwYKAHDTpHsJXjCvBVctrhWk3kirwWKLGVx4AnNUlVEgtmjZjZeFrMWUIHFJKwRwaqNSqTo%2BYCZQh9aPBEmDg9vJBhOoWGIdrFnEBUEDG0xwCAITRDYEYkYYelxEsE9JXGgYXGdrfGyUJATkws8kkvpwpipvEw4YajwyiBkSYGIdGWosUEgUNSFkKmzMfK7yyhQeyL8bEqKC0rJILNNqYgdiaU7DSRBZYNU1VxApLB7DFFJIEGpDKEkxyXiJVgxdZmooNCQQUTSohCgWmAkPAiFgAPoGMG4c55AAeAFpXOsEUiwIiwLFqCiMZBJNjVnh8QgUESDES8ejiCgYESQCAiYxaSTKVRCSyBAzmaiekTzrSsSykOS2ajatiCLC8t1sVKJQspeEZYIFhLzPLlRTXLKwhIoJKTGrwLKhejtSQqPrzcBLeYSTRzer8PTTcqdQgbZkPe77YaqMquX6neb6T7PaGwCGDRIjcqIEqg%2BZI1avUnfbK4y6E08vY77PGFrao-g4%2BHw46Ta4Au7MwW0jm9eGS0Xy9iq86ta7zU38HrzN204IBZXBDSa2682WY2BNZBBBXA7WezmpxL0VWhwubrCB-gRbPp-m9bmM8Ol%2BiJbKA1WA6trey9SzoAy76iWAyZ7EH6iIC%2BcaPUcAFZiJA1wblWjStkEv7XpBaKnmuQRfvuV6CAhcH7k%2BaEoehVZoVI4qElW%2BFoSR8GnpgsGkfuaEUVhlGuNa4HYdYM7gWBQTsSBsEQTRnE8cO4IQFCu7aAMZhgOgEZiO8JDUAo1yCJJNh4DJ0ByZUDwSZgUkSGoGgwCwWkgvQBwaO8inadMFggPAzjAkZUkqU8qQIAI4BKSZPTQgExAeU5%2BDULali%2BZZ0lpJgsjOPYDnKapEWudFfkyZImkoJYJhJbpNn-EgFnGRIji2cgeU6Rilj-IQMVhSQSBWHSIXGWCLAQmQkRQJVYi3FqIDtWAnXiXkBB9eEAKVOcw0EFStVoOCIBNZIAj-BwYjhEV3h9UYYw-rI%2Bi3AoNDwOCwBNTsaQpXgYJAA

In the perfect present mini game, it gives you coordinates if you wait long enough. Use it and click the corresponding location in pet scope.

This game was really fun! A bit infuriating when staring doesn't work but isn't that big of a problem. Although audio cues help with the game, I think it's possible to beat it without audio!

M1 to look at exam. M2 to exit exam. Spacebar to look at phone.

Figured (spoiler!) that the last bit was a jump scare so walked backwards. Did not disappoint.

After visiting the club and fleeing there is a chance to take the knife for Blane.

Game becomes more funny when you replace "Trust" and "Threat" with "Smash" or "Pass".

Hint: Easier then it seems, try snaking through it.

Hint: You can't make this in one go.

Picking a corner after 11 hp was the best way for me to win the game!

well from what I can tell, lich is always in a corner, so not that important.

Man this is really hard.

I'm having a bit of trouble with this level.

September 11 huh?

Fun Fact! This game is really easy to cheese. ;p

(SPOILERS! (for cheating))

You can cheese the game by not getting too close to the enemy spawners and shooting from a distance. You can tell if you're hitting something due to screen rumble. Same thing with boss. Just don't step in and keep shooting.

From what I remember, Rylan calls MC darling a few times, so there's probably some route Rylan says that